User:Tess the Golden

Hi! I'm Tess, and the founder of this wiki. I'm also known as the Golden, Tessa, and the Queen of Foxine.

To Punch
"I hope the fire-elves have burnt that self-satisfied smile off his lips ... I hope the men-at-arms have skewered him — or, even better, I hope he's starved to death in the Wayless Wood, miserably and very, very slowly." "Yes, trodden underfoot! By a giant. Or — no, wait! Even better — I hope his clever tongue is blue and sticking out of his mouth because they've hanged him!" — Actual quotes from the book about Orpheus
 * Goth (Silverwing Trilogy)
 * Ublaz (Tears of the Ocean)
 * Julien (Tales of the Fox Planet)
 * Cowslip (Watership Down)
 * General Woundwort (Watership Down)
 * Chui (Africa)
 * Captain Vervain (Watership Down TV Series)
 * Nova (Darkwing)
 * Quirin (Eleria Trilogy) *screams at him* WHAT WAS THAT! And to think I TRUSTED you! DX DX DX
 * Orpheus (Inkheart Trilogy) "You? You obviously don't know who you're talking to. But why am I bothering with you anyway?" >:(
 * ORPHEUS!!!!!!! (Inkheart Trilogy) And I thought that ^ was the worst?! He was probably thinking, "Oh, just you wait, Tess. I'll make it to the top of this list, you'll see. >:)" I hope you do freeze! DX DX DX Arrogant, stuck-up, four-eyed moonface!!!!! D:<


 * Nerron the Bastard (Reckless series) He's probably tied with Orpheus for my most hated villain now. D:< I want to punch him in the face, but unfortunately that probably wouldn't be very effective. He had better die in the end! You hear me, Cornelia? (although, let him go through the mirror at least once... then kill him!)
 * Spieler (Reckless series) Gah! How DARE you do that to my poor sweet Will! D:
 * Hentzau (Reckless series)

To Cry Over ...

 * Old Dan & Little Ann (Where the Red Fern Grows)
 * Leslie Burke (Bridge to Terabithia)
 * Rue (The Hunger Games)
 * Boromir (The Lord of the Rings)
 * Data (Star Trek)
 * Everybody in The High King (last chapter ... ;_;)
 * Old Yeller (Old Yeller)
 * Farid (Inkheart Trilogy) OK, it got better, but he's the one who started me off ;_;
 * Dustfinger (Inkheart Trilogy) Whyyyyyyyy D,:

That Surprised Me

 * Quirin (Eleria Trilogy) OK, he's already been mentioned, but the thing that he was "keeping safe" was very unexpected. >:( (Well done Ursula Poznanski! *claps*)
 * Tudor (Eleria Trilogy) I would recommend reading the Eleria-Trilogy, but I don't think there's an English translation yet.

To Hug

 * Donnersmarck (Reckless series) Poor guy :(
 * Will (Reckless series) You sweet, confused pup D: Go back and punch Spieler in his lying face!
 * The Dark Fairy (Reckless series) Actually, not the best idea...
 * Hentzau (Reckless series) This series is conflicting! Read it! :D
 * Fox & Jacob (Reckless series) How dare you do this to them, Spieler! </3